Spodiks for Cairo craniums?

These photographs depicting some unbelievable "protective" head-gear used by the revolting Egyptians in Cairo gave us the idea to launch an appeal to supply them with unused and unwanted Shtreimels and Spodiks. It's the elast we can do for our cousins.

After all, they wouldn’t offer any less protection than a bread-roll, discarded plastic soft-drink bottles, or even a cardboard carton. And no doubt that the 'spiritual' effect of Chassidish fur will also do them some good.

The chap sporting the concrete slab atop his skull probably has a better chance against flying rocks and shrapnel than his mate with his nut in the plastic waste-paper basket. Though appending it only with a scarf may be challenging.

So let's go for it, chaps...